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FAILURE! The Giant Sicilian :(

Posted January 25, 2012 By Old Fashion

I called Big Mamma's the day before to order this behemoth of pizza to find out that it's only 30 lbs. No problem between 7 guys, this should be cake! Wrong.

Pizza comes and we see the oozing of the pizza grease as we begin to stare at the beast. We begin chomping in and go strong for the first 15 minutes.

30 hits and we're half way done, but at this point we see some of the teammate struggling.

45 minutes hit and the pizza grease gets absorbed back into the pizza as it becomes hard and heavier to chew. The look of defeat starts to hit our faces. 

1 hour 30 minutes hit and our first puker throws up his belly full of 3000 calories. We have been officially DQ'd

After we all make it back to BA HQ we sit in defeat all sprawled out in agony watching some shitty football game. We take back the remaining 20% of the pizza realizing this thing weighs a freaking ton! Throw it on our shipping scale to find out it weighs 10.5 lbs. Big Mama duped us in saying the pizza was only 30 pounds...that bitch.

Moral of the story is that even if we knew the pizza was 50 lbs, we still would have tried to eat it. And truth is after writing this, I want more pizza....